Archive for April, 2009
Hello stranger!
by admin on Apr.19, 2009, under Uncategorized
Hey! I’m back!
Twittering is too difficult when you are as boring as me.
So here’s whats been going on if you are interested: Book is now at the final draft stage. It’s with the copy editor at the moment. Poor woman - she’s got her work cut out as my grammar and spelling is dreadful.
I’ve also been talking to agents to help me make the most of the book when it goes on sale and I think I’ve found one who actually likes me and who I like too. Next stop is the PR strategy and I have a plan. Its good.
Meanwhile, just saw this story on ananova:
“Breast milk cheese served at art show
Cheese made with breast milk has been served at the launch of a new art exhibition in London.
Mexican artist Raul Ortega Ayala named the show “Alejandra Ortiz-Reynoso”, after the woman who donated the milk, the Daily Express reported.
A spokeswoman said: “He makes the cheese in the normal way - it’s just a standard process.
The cheese was served simply, with a more traditional accompaniment of crackers.”
REBLOODYVOLTING! A tiny bit of sick has just popped into my throat just at the thought. But if you think that’s bad - I’ve got a whole disgusting section about breastmilk in my book. Here’s a sneaky and yucky excerpt:
A real mummy says: “I came up with a rather ingenious way to use up the copious amounts of expressed breast milk that I was producing for my 4 month old baby. I made breast milk ice lollies, which my 3 year old son would happily eat in the summer time. Did I ever give one to any of my son’s friends? Yes! A few times. They all loved them. (Yucky, yucky, dirty lady)”
Thats all for now. I’m off to bath the kids.
Tash x
p.s - I have once again deleted a load of comments when getting rid of spam. I’m sorry. I am shit. But I love you. Darling.
