Tash ‘The Duchess Of Croydon’

Hello my luvveries,

How are you? All good with me - finished the book - now we’re working hard on the PR strategy.

Meanwhile, Jim and I have decided to write and record a song. For no reason other than wanting to do something for a laugh in the evenings rather than just watch eastenders and then fall asleep on the sofa. Jim is digging out all the old music he made in his bedroom as a spotty miserable teenager for inspiration and then we’ll knock something up and I will sing. I want it to be like a cross between Bananarama and AC/DC but Jim has something more pretentious in mind. What a big poncey ponce. Anyway, if it’s not too cringeworthy then I’ll post it up for you to take the piss out of.

But we need a band name. Any suggestions? Remember it’ll be me, Jim and a midi keyboard.

Tash